... and don't call me Shirley (Leslie Nielsen in Airplane).
Surely these dating site names can't be serious:
"LABLUBBER" - which, since she mentions having a labrador retriever for a pet, she may mean to say she is a "lab lover." But, she does say in her profile that she "has a few extra pounds."
"GEEZERGIRL" - I suppose it's nice to have someone out there attracted to us geezers.
"PSYCHOGIRL54" - I am really hoping she is a psychologist.
A couple male names contributed by an online connection:
"DCCOFFIN" - must picture a "til death do us part" kind of relationship.
"MOLDY1" - definitely must introduce him to the "HOTFUNGAL."